T-shirts and More
While plant sales at this time are limited to shows and other events, the Texas Triffid Ranch also sells items that can and will pass Customs inspection throughout the world. Even if you can't get to Texas, wear a symbol of the Triffid Ranch with pride, no matter where you are. (As the joke goes, you may not have been born here, but there's nothing wrong with getting here as quickly as you can.)
T-shirts
As the certified lunatic in the photo will attest, the current Triffid Ranch T-shirt is fashionable and almost edible. Comprised of 100 percent cotton, this T-shirt comes in three sizes (medium, large, extra-large) and one color (white), and is sure to be a topic of conversation for years. These T-shirts may be purchased at any Triffid Ranch show, or via PayPal through the form below:
Prices include shipping; all orders outside the US add $5 US to the total price.
And for those asking about alternate colors or different
designs,
these are on the way. Details will follow once they're ready.
Buttons
All T-shirt orders also come with a one-inch Texas Triffid
Ranch
acetate button, but we understand if you don't have the money for a
T-shirt at the moment. This doesn't mean that we can't share
a
Triffid Ranch button. For a limited time, Triffid Ranch
buttons
are absolutely free, one per request, to anybody anywhere in the world.
Simply send your mailing address (and please note the Privacy Policy
for any concerns on how this information will be used, because it will
ONLY be used for mailing buttons) to:
buttons (at)txtriffidranch(dot)com
Buttons will arrive within 2 to 4 weeks. Supplies are limited. Don't you wish buttons like this came with your breakfast cereal when you were a kid?